September 2009
23 posts
survived the weekend with my brain intact….considering I had to weave through a mobful of zombies in Audubon Park.
Sep 28th
I miss Elizabeth…the pup with enough patience to listen to my ramblings.
Sep 28th
Red flag: people that carry toolboxes/ tackle boxes like they were handbags.
Sep 28th
I always start out with clean fun.
Sep 28th
my @thesoup loyalty has been cracked by @WatchTheDish…damn that enchanting Topanga (Danielle Fishel).
Sep 28th
“It Might Get Loud” watched on a soft sofa @Enzian Theater…with tasty company. I’m ringing all over.
Sep 28th
What did people do before options?
Sep 28th
Why do some of the best conversations have to end?
Sep 23rd
Find hunger…then feed it.
Sep 20th
Watching: “Taco! Taco! Taco!”
Sep 20th
Did I have a squeezarita while watching Jennifer’s Body?
Sep 20th
Cougars have the best claws.
Sep 20th
around the bend is where i’m heading.
Sep 17th
I’m no Nell Carter…but I think I deserve a break.
Sep 14th
What is the best pill for muscle pain?
Sep 14th
sat next to a woman that smelled like a scratch n’ sniff sticker…or maybe it was one of those fruit-scented markers?
Sep 11th
If only Ringo could take off that ring.
Sep 9th
Pan-handling is best when done on Halloween…and if you beg for candy.
Sep 5th
the back of knees are interesting.
Sep 5th
food substitutes frighten me.
Sep 5th
recovering from my moonburn. where did i put the aloe?
Sep 3rd
Ruby red…good for grapefruiters…great for kissers.
Sep 1st
i just found my Friday plans.
Sep 1st
August 2009
39 posts
People that go to bed early never turn into werewovles.
Aug 30th
my neighbor is driving cattle.
Aug 29th
me (addressing friend icing his knee): are u ok? friend: yeah, i’m ok. stupidity and dishonesty make for inspiring dialog.
Aug 27th
the bottle caps on the tips of the dread twists…impressive.
Aug 27th
Put some color in your cheeks.
Aug 27th
I crashed out for a spell after work. Daydreams about what polar northerners do on the last day of sunlight before 30 days of night.
Aug 27th
I try not do anything that leads to thumb twiddling.
Aug 27th
todos bueno!
Aug 21st
long days at work…mean long nights of play…it’s all about balance.
Aug 21st
tryin’ to decipher the rhythmical pulses coming from my neighbor’s place.
Aug 21st
twitter is my faNtasy football.
Aug 21st
Door logic: Don’t knock it ‘til you try it.
Aug 21st
does a compass work in space?
Aug 21st
keeping my shoutouts in today.
Aug 20th
September is going to be the month where I only eat foods from 1 particular aisle of the grocery store…I think either the pasta or cereal?
Aug 20th
I have to stop falling asleep while talking on the phone.
Aug 20th
you match electric with a fruit…it’s high voltage. i.e., electric banana, electric apple, electric cherry, electric lychee…
Aug 20th
I just ran into a woman that looked like one of those hairless cats…eech.
Aug 20th
i need more drawers.
Aug 20th
*ccccough* ♫ http://blip.fm/~bxvif
Aug 19th
I had a dream I showed up to my online class in my my pajamas: www.universityofandy.com
Aug 17th
De-tangling.
Aug 16th
Bánh mì: friday night super food.
Aug 15th
Fueled up at the copper rocket and made it the stardust.
Aug 15th
I don’t think u telling me to “stay dry” will keep the monsoonish sheets of rain off of me.
Aug 14th
consuming watermelon at the computer may not have the best idea.
Aug 14th
Love bites! Tragic. Love BITES…magic.
Aug 13th